The Water Coolers

Keynote Speaker Master of Ceremonies/Emcee Humor Entertainment

Fee range:  The Top Line
Pricing relates to the amount of flexibility you need and customization you want.
Just the Hits (limited flexibility, detailed description below):
The Water Coolers Flex (more flexible, detailed description below): Keynote $12,000++ $16,000++ $16,000++
For shows in Canada, Mexico, Hawaii, and the Caribbean add $2,500 to the performance fee.
Add-Ons
Not all add-ons are available with Just the Hits option
Customization
Award Show Packages Additional performance days MC
Additional cast members
Travel Buyout
Starts at $1,500 Starts at $3,000 $7,500
$3,500
$2,500
$2,900
if you book more than 30 days in advance and the venue is within 30 miles of the airport. Buyout covers air travel, ground transportation to and from airports and meals for four. Client to provide 4 single hotel rooms for 1 to 2 nights, depending on travel and performance requirements. Travel package is valid in the continental U.S. only and other destinations are quoted on a case by case basis.
Travels from: New York, NY

For over 15 years, THE WATER COOLERS have entertained audiences around the world, as far reaching as Singapore and Australia, with their high energy, uncommonly funny, authentic take on work and life. Smart phones, conference calls, kids, co-workers, errant emails, and travel are just a few of the topics this group of top NYC talent turns into hilarious sketch comedy and song. Imagine the funniest YouTube song parody you’ve ever seen performed live and you’re pretty much there. They are one of the few acts to win Event Solutions magazine’s Spotlight Awards for Entertainment of the Year multiple times.

In addition to their long-standing place as a top comedy act in the events world, they’ve recently added a keynote presentation to their offerings. Using their unique mix of music and comedy combined with real-world practical tips, their laugh-out-loud keynote, “Getting to Great Performance” has been described as engaging, motivational, amazing, relevant, on point, unforgettable, and brilliant by audience members.

THE WATER COOLERS writing team is a mix of professional comedy writers and people working in the “real world” and headed up by one of the creators of New York’s longest running comedy hit ever, TONY ‘N TINA’S WEDDING.

The performing cast is made up of New York professionals with resumes including top comedy clubs like Igby’s, the Improv, the Comic Strip, and the Icehouse as well as Broadway productions of such shows as “Wicked,” “Rock of Ages,” “Legally Blonde”, “The Adams Family” “Chicago” “Hair”, “Pippin”, “In The Heights ,” “Les Miserables,” “Mamma Mia,” and many more.

Getting To Great Performance: Face Your Fear, Great Collaboration, Focus Motivational Humor
Office Dynamics/Relationships, KEYNOTE: GETTING TO GREAT PERFORMANCE
Imagine a keynote that completely engages your audience, pumps the room full of energy, and delivers relevant, easy–to-apply tips on how to knock down barriers that stand between you and top-level performance. Well you don’t have to imagine. The award-winning singing comedy act, The Water Coolers, can deliver it right now.
They combine insights from two places: their writing team — which includes both business people and professional comedy writers; and their cast members — performers who compete and win in the most competitive market in the country, New York City. Together, they convey a fresh, unique, authentic perspective about achieving and maintaining peak performance in today’s world. The result? High-energy, crazy-great singing and hilarious, relatable comedy that brings smart content to life. Using song parodies and sketch comedy, they keep attendees howling with laugher and self-recognition. This is what makes content stick. Really stick. Like “Conjunction Junction, What’s Your Function?” stick. (See, you remember that, don’t you?)

Attendees will take away techniques in 3 areas.
Facing the fear that blocks innovation. Customer expectations are changing every day. You need to innovate to meet them and that means overcoming the fear of putting yourself on the line. As NYC-based performers, The Water Coolers spend their lives on the line and share tips to maintain the confidence to deliver.
Unguarded, trust-based collaboration – the kind that reaches a creative level. You hear a lot about collaboration, but true collaboration needs to rise above the respectful exchange of ideas to ignite a creative process where ideas feed off of on another. As a nationally recognized comedy act, The Water Coolers team is constantly building this dynamic and will share some of the techniques they use to do it.
Focus in a time of unparalleled distraction. Got a great idea and ready to make the magic? Wait, your phone is ringing. Hold on, your 12-year old is sending you a text (that you can’t decipher). Wow. Does anyone know how long it takes for 137 emails to drop in? Focus is fundamental to a great performance. Come behind the scenes with these seasoned NYC pros to learn about the tools they use to get in the zone and stay there.